Everyone does this, right? I’m sure everyone does this.

I’m not even going to make that a question, despite the fact that this post opens with that very question. Let’s call it a rhetorical question, because I have no doubt that girls do this.

I said I had no doubt. Forget the doubtful expression there.

It’s like when we hear a song we like, and then listen to it countless times on repeat.

Oh go on. Admit it. This is a safe space.

You’ve listened to a song on repeat five hundred times.  Like, days of the same song. You totally have. At least, you did that when you were a teenager.

I know it, you know it, and your sister, who had to listen to that song five hundred times, she knows it too.

You’ve also taken a narcissistic  series of photographs of yourself wearing strange expressions in the bathroom at 2am on that one day you thought your hair looked particularly nice. For posterity. Cause who knows when your hair will do exactly that again?

And you did it while naked.

Because hey, it’s 2am. Who wants to be wearing clothes at 2am?

Oh, admit it. It’s good for the soul, confession.

Besides, we’ve all done it.