Cause for panic

These. These are cause for panic:

Their very presence jeopardizes my teeth. I stare at these candy canes and feel the sugar work its way into my teeth, creating cavities in its wake.

And yet… I am drawn. Am hypnotized. Cannot resist holiday leftover goodness.

This is why I am bringing them to work tomorrow. I figure ten minutes in that place will see them evaporate.

(Unless I hoard them.)

(Which might happen.)