Today’s lesson

Did you know that cleavage catches everything?

I am here to tell you that it does. People, I do mean everything.

Popcorn? Check. But you knew that.

Crumbs? Check.

Cereal? Check.

Blobs of ice cream? Check. And it is not as pleasant as you would think.

Water? Unbelievably… Check.

Your boyfriend’s hand? Face? Double check.

Cleavage could teach catchers a thing or two. Ahem.