Alarm clock

I jerked into consciousness this morning from a dead sleep. Someone was pinching my butt.

“Time to get up, baby,” he mumbled.

“Mrnnsh shshh mmrrrrnnnoo,” I replied. I sat up, still asleep. Then came Sita the cat.

“MRRRROW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!”

That one loves mornings. Treats and food for her in the mornings.

So I got up. That was thirty eight minutes ago. Well, it beats that URHH URHH URHH sound.

Sorta.